ChewMouse's Personal Blog

A game!

Aug. 24th, 2008 at 7:24 PM

Can you find the mouse in the pictures below? Please don't spoil the fun for everyone else by posting the answer in the comments!

Mickey Mouse is a RAT! Not a MOUSE! Why does no one see this? He's a RAT!

Aug. 13th, 2008 at 11:48 AM

Mark Eaton: Prize-Winning Photography

Jul. 29th, 2008 at 12:08 AM

I actually know Mark Eaton!

Therefore this is very exciting. Mark emailed me that he won three 1st Place honors and a 3rd Place honor at the Px3 Prix de la Photographie Paris, People's Choice competition.

Here's 1st place in Portraiture Children, "Saturday Afternoon":

And Mark's description of the work:

The other first-place wins are:

One Year: Photo Journal 2

Artists, Performers, Activists

and the third-place win is The Naturist Model, shown here:

Way to go, my friend! I am not surprised, but delighted!

Battle Of The Sexes (with blonde driver)

Jul. 26th, 2008 at 8:43 PM

This is not a picture of me. It could be, but it isn't.

Furthermore, you can see that I have the right-of-way here.

Besides, boys have cooties.

Photo copyright Don D. Minnick, 6/30/67

oh oh!

Jul. 22nd, 2008 at 10:54 AM

We all want Jesus in the bedroom with us...or in the backseat of a Ford, depending upon who you're dating these days....and now it's possible with Christ-Centered Sex Toys! You also have to be married to purchase any items.

You know, I truly hoped that there'd be a dildo in the shape of Jesus because you know that saying, "What would Jesus do?" ?

He'd be really pissed.

Alas, it's the same toys you can buy from any pornographic site with photos of naked ladies in sheer polyester sprinkled all over the page.

But this does have entertainment value, I cannot deny it.

Now for one that almost [I said almost!] offends me, click here.

From 1960...

Jul. 17th, 2008 at 10:20 PM

I get the feeling that this ad campaign failed. It just doesn't fit with what passengers want, you know? And yet, when I factor in that crazy "Mile High Club", I don't know what to think. This advertisement, however, is not about having sex in the bathrooms. This ad is about having moonlight outside the window and feeling all warm and tingly because you're traveling with your honey.

See? It's just a bad campaign. Better they should brag on their engines or highly-trained pilots. That's a turn-on when it comes to flying.